Category Archives: ce n’est pas une mom blog

Brain all empty with fatigue, and yet thoughts keep coming out, what’s that about

Dude, Gentle Reader, it’s been a rough week here in Adult Beginner Land. Last week I took my little boy to the pediatrician, fully expecting to be sent home with a prescription, but instead we were sent to a specialist, … Continue reading

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Ridiculous eyes and elastic hearts

You know how when you give someone a gift, once you give it to them it’s theirs? It belongs to them? As in, you have given it completely, you no longer have ownership over it, you can’t get all butt … Continue reading

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No really, City Councils should get on this.

Took a class at Heartbeat House the other day, but before I talk about that I wanna talk about this other thing. Ok, Heartbeat House has this deal for new people. First class costs five dollars, and all the other … Continue reading

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Ballet-related no-fly-zones

Oh man, my little boy totally, like, leapt from the ceiling the other day and crash-landed on my hip bone with his head. Which was fine, he wasn’t hurt at all and I only thought I was going to die … Continue reading

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Progress and the Importance of Clothing

The progress on baby ballet: This time, instead of crying in the doorway and flinging himself down on the floor (oh dramaaaaaaz) he spent his second ballet class standing right beside the teacher and staring with an expression of total … Continue reading

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His first ballet class

Just to be ridiculous AND AWESOME I am reviewing my baby’s first ballet class in the style of the adult ballet class reviews I’ve been doing with Ronda Jamb, which you can see right here. Here goes: Review By Me, … Continue reading

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Just another awkward conversation in ballet class

Smirnoff brought in a couple books for me to borrow, because he knows what a big book-nerd I am, and along with the books he also lent me this yellowed, folded newspaper article, which he handed to me saying, “This, … Continue reading

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