Category Archives: Bark! Bark! Bark!

File under: Get down from there model, you are not a ballerina. 

   Alternately file under: One of these girls is about to snap an ankle, and it’s not the one in the platform heels.  god I just can’t look at it. Just, come on girlfriend, turn out that leg and aim … Continue reading

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They’re Totally talking about me, you guys.

   Oh LA. You’re so funny.  

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Favorite Search Engine Phrase of the day:

“Can some people not do pirouettes” I understand that this is a legitimate question, and have sometimes wondered it myself, but am having a really hilarious time reading this question with a Tone, directed at Some Specific Person who needs … Continue reading

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No really, City Councils should get on this.

Took a class at Heartbeat House the other day, but before I talk about that I wanna talk about this other thing. Ok, Heartbeat House has this deal for new people. First class costs five dollars, and all the other … Continue reading

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Got home from ballet just as this was coming out of the oven

Hell yes.

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There’s no hat in the world big enough for this head.

The other day I got back from ballet class, But not my regular ballet class, it was one of the classes I went to for review purposes a while back and decided to go back to, (reviews here) And my … Continue reading

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From fear to acceptance in like two seconds. #Maturity #Whiplash

I was sitting on the floor in the hall of a new dance studio the other day, with, like, my world all spread out around me —shoes, warm-ups, bag, phone, other bag— wondering why I always show up for ballet … Continue reading

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