Category Archives: Bark! Bark! Bark!

Favorite Search Engine Phrase of the day:

“Can some people not do pirouettes” I understand that this is a legitimate question, and have sometimes wondered it myself, but am having a really hilarious time reading this question with a Tone, directed at Some Specific Person who needs … Continue reading

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No really, City Councils should get on this.

Took a class at Heartbeat House the other day, but before I talk about that I wanna talk about this other thing. Ok, Heartbeat House has this deal for new people. First class costs five dollars, and all the other … Continue reading

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Got home from ballet just as this was coming out of the oven

Hell yes.

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There’s no hat in the world big enough for this head.

The other day I got back from ballet class, But not my regular ballet class, it was one of the classes I went to for review purposes a while back and decided to go back to, (reviews here) And my … Continue reading

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From fear to acceptance in like two seconds. #Maturity #Whiplash

I was sitting on the floor in the hall of a new dance studio the other day, with, like, my world all spread out around me —shoes, warm-ups, bag, phone, other bag— wondering why I always show up for ballet … Continue reading

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It’s not you AB, it’s the non-disclosure.

Was walking with my sister the other day, pushing the boy in the jogging stroller, —And feeling pleased that at least this time we hadn’t seen Other Jogging Mom, the one who I only ever see when she’s jogging her … Continue reading

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Lady, do you know who we are?!?

My ballet teacher has this elaborate chair-and-table set-up for teaching class. There are several furniture items, they need to be the right ones, and they need to be in the right order. He has never asked anyone to get his … Continue reading

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