There’s no hat in the world big enough for this head.

The other day I got back from ballet class,
But not my regular ballet class, it was one of the classes I went to for review purposes a while back and decided to go back to,
(reviews here)
And my husband was like, “How was class?” and I was like, “Dude! There were less people there this time than there were before I reviewed it! Less!” and he was kind of not getting it so I was like, “I thought maybe the class would get a bump! From the review!” and he was like, “Uh, you need to settle the fuck down?” and I was like, “I knoooooow! Such a dork! I was all excited like maybe the class would be packed out with a line around the block because of My Words! That came out of my big fat big head! I do need to settle the fuck down! I mean, I didn’t expect it exactly but I thought maybe? Sheesh. Such a dork. But, uh, yeah, other than that class was good.”
The power of words, Gentle Reader! Reducing ballet class size, one review at a time! I’m off to buy a new hat!