There’s no hat in the world big enough for this head.

The other day I got back from ballet class,
But not my regular ballet class, it was one of the classes I went to for review purposes a while back and decided to go back to,
(reviews here)
And my husband was like, “How was class?” and I was like, “Dude! There were less people there this time than there were before I reviewed it! Less!” and he was kind of not getting it so I was like, “I thought maybe the class would get a bump! From the review!” and he was like, “Uh, you need to settle the fuck down?” and I was like, “I knoooooow! Such a dork! I was all excited like maybe the class would be packed out with a line around the block because of My Words! That came out of my big fat big head! I do need to settle the fuck down! I mean, I didn’t expect it exactly but I thought maybe? Sheesh. Such a dork. But, uh, yeah, other than that class was good.”
The power of words, Gentle Reader! Reducing ballet class size, one review at a time! I’m off to buy a new hat!

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About adultbeginner

Had my first ballet class Ever at the advanced age of thirty-two. Yikes.
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2 Responses to There’s no hat in the world big enough for this head.

  1. Jane Lambert says:

    Please don;t do that. There are all sorts of reasons why people don’t turn up for a class. Something good on telly. Trains up the shoot. New parking restrictions. Clocks going back. There may have been even fewer without your review. Be positive. :-)

  2. amandakash says:

    This made me laugh so much. I then proceeded to read aloud to my boyfriend, who, surprisingly, laughed as well. Omg. I love you AB.

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