Monthly Archives: February 2013

The staff is very busy.

So the other day in class, Smirnoff calls Lé Assistant over and points into the other studio, which he can see from his chair, and says, “Look! That fat lady who never does anything, she is cleaning the mirror! I … Continue reading

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Eating this elephant, bite #2

Quick while The Baby is asleep- Got out my project box and cut the tags out of the shoes because holy moly that’s a lotta tag there, Sansha. Put the shoes on and tugged on different points along the side … Continue reading

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There is nothing magical about tooth floss.

I get why people use dental floss to sew their ballet slippers: It’s convenient. It’s already in your home. You can toss it in your dance bag and it always stays clean thanks to the plastic case, plus the case … Continue reading

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How long will it take to eat this elephant. I mean these shoes. I mean whatever.

Before class the other day, Triple G pulls out this pair of slippers, and then throws them back in her bag and says, “Damn! I keep forgetting to sew these!” And I’m like, “Right? I’ve got a pair like that … Continue reading

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This will be my first Rodeo.

Got this email from Mr. Adult Beginner the other day, with a challenge for you, Gentle Reader: “Challenge your peeps, if there is anywhere a good recording of Rodeo that I can obtain for you the actual ballet NOT just … Continue reading

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Think I can still fit the kitchen sink in there

What is in my dance bag: What should be in my dance bag: Srsly, why are my pointe shoes still in there? It’s been well over a year since class fell apart. What a dork. Also, it’s time to sew … Continue reading

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Ballet Pink 4Evah!

Oh, you know, just doing the laundry, thinking how laundry day looks a little different nowadays. I mean, with the nursing bras line-drying along side the ballet tights and all. Also, the bra and the tights totally match in color. … Continue reading

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