One day, while I was wobbling at the barre, Sazerac asks, “Didn’t you used to do this at slumber parties?”
And I said, “Do what now?”
And she said, “You know, balancing contests. Like, everyone see who can hold the longest arabesque.”
And I was like, “No Dude. We were way too busy braiding hair, talking about boys, and picking stupid fights with each other.