Girl, tell it to the hand.

After class today we’re all pulling on skirts, gulping water, checking our phones, and Lillet says, “Dang you guys, I got picked on today!”
It’s true, she did get picked on. Smirnoff was all about telling her she was getting very skinny, looking too pale, needed a power bar and some wheatgrass. He even told her she could levitate instead of doing the reléve.
It was pretty funny!
So she says, “Dang you guys, I got picked on today!”
And I was all, “Girl, please. I got told I was too fat to pirouette. You wanna complain about being called skinny in class, you can tell it to The Hand.”
And then we all laughed and said “Dang” some more.

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About adultbeginner

Had my first ballet class Ever at the advanced age of thirty-two. Yikes.
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