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No hugs for small trees

Posted on January 16, 2013 by

So, we’re doing pirouettes, and Smirnoff stops the music and calls out, “My Dear! You must hold your arms Very Round to turn! Like you are hugging a tree! You must hug a Big Tree! Do not hug a small … Continue reading →

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Pirouettes of Doom!

Posted on May 29, 2010 by

Pirouettes are from the devil. For realz. Like, Ol’ Scratch was sitting around one day and turned to his demon entourage and said, “Jeez, stop twiddling your pitchforks and do something! What am I paying you for anyway? Your good … Continue reading →

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