Tag Archives: baby

Get your ballet back.

So I’m at the pediatrician’s office for the baby’s nine month appointment, you know, the baby is getting getting weighed and measured and he’s trying to eat the paper on the exam table and all that, and the pediatrician is … Continue reading

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No sleeps is no good

Got some new tights. Capezio Hold&Stretch transition tights in ballet pink, or BPK as they code it. Got them because my old Capezio tights have finally and truly kicked the bucket: they have developed thin spots through the thigh which … Continue reading

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How long will it take to eat this elephant. I mean these shoes. I mean whatever.

Before class the other day, Triple G pulls out this pair of slippers, and then throws them back in her bag and says, “Damn! I keep forgetting to sew these!” And I’m like, “Right? I’ve got a pair like that … Continue reading

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The left hand knows what the right hand is doing, and it wants a piece of the action.

Ok so The Baby has this dorky play-mat thing, Like, one of those things where babies lie on their backs and look up and swat at the toys dangling overhead, And it’s made by Little Einsteins (hand-me-down, I did not … Continue reading

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Baby versus Siri

This is probably the greatest thing I’ve ever done ever: No seriously, ever: @HenrySayWhat I just hold the iPhone up to my three- month-old and let Siri translate all his funny noises into words, and copy/paste the translation into a … Continue reading

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we’re back.

Back to ballet! Gentle Reader, it has been a Long Time since my last class, Which you might remember was The Most Annoying Class Evar. Here’s the link in case you want to relive the annoying. So I was a … Continue reading

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Yummy Things

Chocolate dipped biscotti. Why is it so delicious?!!?! Chubby little baby feet. Why are they so delicious??!?! It makes me laugh that babies have arches. It’ll be months before this guy even walks. What are those arches for?! Hope you … Continue reading

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