Tag Archives: baby

No sleeps is no good

Posted on May 19, 2013 by

Got some new tights. Capezio Hold&Stretch transition tights in ballet pink, or BPK as they code it. Got them because my old Capezio tights have finally and truly kicked the bucket: they have developed thin spots through the thigh which … Continue reading →

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How long will it take to eat this elephant. I mean these shoes. I mean whatever.

Posted on February 19, 2013 by

Before class the other day, Triple G pulls out this pair of slippers, and then throws them back in her bag and says, “Damn! I keep forgetting to sew these!” And I’m like, “Right? I’ve got a pair like that … Continue reading →

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The left hand knows what the right hand is doing, and it wants a piece of the action.

Posted on January 25, 2013 by

Ok so The Baby has this dorky play-mat thing, Like, one of those things where babies lie on their backs and look up and swat at the toys dangling overhead, And it’s made by Little Einsteins (hand-me-down, I did not … Continue reading →

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Baby versus Siri

Posted on January 22, 2013 by

This is probably the greatest thing I’ve ever done ever: No seriously, ever: @HenrySayWhat I just hold the iPhone up to my three- month-old and let Siri translate all his funny noises into words, and copy/paste the translation into a … Continue reading →

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we’re back.

Posted on January 10, 2013 by

Back to ballet! Gentle Reader, it has been a Long Time since my last class, Which you might remember was The Most Annoying Class Evar. Here’s the link in case you want to relive the annoying. So I was a … Continue reading →

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Yummy Things

Posted on December 25, 2012 by

Chocolate dipped biscotti. Why is it so delicious?!!?! Chubby little baby feet. Why are they so delicious??!?! It makes me laugh that babies have arches. It’ll be months before this guy even walks. What are those arches for?! Hope you … Continue reading →

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Nobody likes cold feet

Posted on December 7, 2012 by

One of my fave things about having a baby around the place: the sock bowl Look at all those tiny socks! And that one pair of black and white stripe leg warmers

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The sweetest gift

Posted on November 4, 2012 by

So, back when I was a teenager, and my brother was a teenager, we went to this candy store and got, like, this massive bag of jellybeans, of all flavors, which we chose very particularly, for our Cool Aunt. Because … Continue reading →

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What I did last week:

Posted on October 22, 2012 by

Had a baby!

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Quickening

Posted on June 17, 2012 by

Ok so there are certain questions that Everyone asks pregnant ladies: When are you due? (this is when they tell you when their birthday/anniversary/favorite holiday is so you can aim for it) Is it a girl or a boy? (this … Continue reading →

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