Category Archives: Technologic

Port de bras #1 a lá poulet

Posted on May 7, 2013 by

Sometimes if I draw a picture I remember it better.

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Maybe I’ll just take the stairs.

Posted on April 15, 2013 by

Little pnuemonic device a lá Smirnoff: “My Dears! There is a difference between elevé and relevé! You cannot use the same word for both actions! They are different! Elevé, you go up right away. Like an elevator. You push the … Continue reading →

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Eating this elephant, bite #2

Posted on February 24, 2013 by

Quick while The Baby is asleep- Got out my project box and cut the tags out of the shoes because holy moly that’s a lotta tag there, Sansha. Put the shoes on and tugged on different points along the side … Continue reading →

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There is nothing magical about tooth floss.

Posted on February 23, 2013 by

I get why people use dental floss to sew their ballet slippers: It’s convenient. It’s already in your home. You can toss it in your dance bag and it always stays clean thanks to the plastic case, plus the case … Continue reading →

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The left hand knows what the right hand is doing, and it wants a piece of the action.

Posted on January 25, 2013 by

Ok so The Baby has this dorky play-mat thing, Like, one of those things where babies lie on their backs and look up and swat at the toys dangling overhead, And it’s made by Little Einsteins (hand-me-down, I did not … Continue reading →

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This is not a post about sloths

Posted on January 16, 2013 by

So we’re at the barre, And Smirnoff stops the music and says, “My Dears! In the Russian school there are three half-toes! Other schools, they have only flat and demi-pointe, but this will not do for us!” (I love it … Continue reading →

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It’s “eh-foss-SAY”, you morans

Posted on August 28, 2012 by

Hearing the word “efface” a lot lately, As in, “the cervix will efface in preparation for labor”, And each time I hear it I catch myself right before yelling out, “No, dummies, it’s effacé! You say it eh-foss-SAY, ya morans!” … Continue reading →

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Attitude: it’s in your hands.

Posted on July 18, 2012 by

Thinking about hands. ‘Cause, like, every week in pregnant yoga class (or Fat Yoga, whatever you wanna call it) we start in a seated position, with our eyes closed and our hands resting with palms turned up. Open hands are … Continue reading →

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Partner Work

Posted on May 25, 2012 by

The one thing that I don’t love about my pre-natal yoga class is the Partnered Exercise. You know, you’re all up in your yoga bubble, and then the teacher says, “ok! Pick a partner and find a spot by the … Continue reading →

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Prenatal yoga: it’s not for babies

Posted on May 12, 2012 by

So it turns out that I really like prenatal yoga. Which is a surprise considering how I feel about yoga. I like it for good and bad reasons. The Good Reasons: Prenatal yoga, or a least the class I’m taking, … Continue reading →

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