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Progress and the Importance of Clothing

The progress on baby ballet: This time, instead of crying in the doorway and flinging himself down on the floor (oh dramaaaaaaz) he spent his second ballet class standing right beside the teacher and staring with an expression of total … Continue reading

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His first ballet class

Just to be ridiculous AND AWESOME I am reviewing my baby’s first ballet class in the style of the adult ballet class reviews I’ve been doing with Ronda Jamb, which you can see right here. Here goes: Review By Me, … Continue reading

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Just another awkward conversation in ballet class

Smirnoff brought in a couple books for me to borrow, because he knows what a big book-nerd I am, and along with the books he also lent me this yellowed, folded newspaper article, which he handed to me saying, “This, … Continue reading

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Why you’ll never catch the Adult Beginner wearing those nylon trash-bag warm-up dance-shorts:

(actually those things are getting cuter and cuter the more I look at this picture. Resolve crumbling oh noooooooooo)

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Wean weaner weanest.

Alert: this posts includes discussion of breastfeeding and barely anything about ballet. If you think boobs are gross, maybe just go back and look at yesterday’s post. But if you think it’s awesome what all the human body can get … Continue reading

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Stowaway

I thought this drawer was just for ballet tights…

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Feeling the floor. It’s not just for babies.

My aunt sent me an Etsy gift certificate for Christmas, which I thought was very hip of her, I mean who even knew you could do that? (Everyone. Everyone knew you could do that) It wasn’t actually for me, it … Continue reading

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