Category Archives: Bark! Bark! Bark!

Awkward like a Fox

Talking to a friend the other day, She was like, “I send people to your blog sometimes.” I was like, “Yeah?” She was like, “Yeah. Whenever people start going on about how they’re Too Old to, I don’t know, like, … Continue reading

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Does your face hurt? ‘Cause it’s killing me

Got my wisdom teeth out. Sucks for me but totally irrelevant to the blog- Except: Texting my husband about how oh btw no ballet class, And he was like “What? Why? Oh right, you probably don’t want to jump right … Continue reading

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Remember now, what do we do with scraps of leftover pointe ribbon?

Throw them away. Unless you have a tiny dog needing a steady supply of hair-bows, don’t keep these fiddly bits. They’ll take over your world.

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Make friends at the barre.

Someone in my ballet class is smelly. Pretty sure I know who it is. It’s not me, but there’s always a moment of horror where I freak out and worry that my hippie deodorant has failed and maybe this time … Continue reading

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Happy 2014!!!!

The Adult Beginner is a little late with the New Year’s post, so here, I got you this card. Hahahaaaa! You all have a four month head-start on the Adult Beginner, so how are those goals going? How’s the year … Continue reading

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No sleeps is no good

Got some new tights. Capezio Hold&Stretch transition tights in ballet pink, or BPK as they code it. Got them because my old Capezio tights have finally and truly kicked the bucket: they have developed thin spots through the thigh which … Continue reading

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The staff is very busy.

So the other day in class, Smirnoff calls Lé Assistant over and points into the other studio, which he can see from his chair, and says, “Look! That fat lady who never does anything, she is cleaning the mirror! I … Continue reading

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