This is probably the greatest thing I’ve ever done ever:
No seriously, ever:
I just hold the iPhone up to my three- month-old and let Siri translate all his funny noises into words, and copy/paste the translation into a tweet.
Omg.
(It’ll probably be a while before he says anything about ballet)

That is hilarious.
AND OMG is his name Henry?! Sorry to blow your cover but that is such a fantastic name for The Baby.
Yup. We like the name because it’s ancient, but not biblical and not a vampire.
I can see how not being affiliated with vampires could be a plus!
I will never understand why North American parents still name their children Vlad.
Ha!
Man, if I had a nickel for everytime I’ve heard some parent at the park yelling “Vladdieeeeee! Who wants goldfish crackers??”
Yes! Those are the best names. Old and classic but not overdone and musty. Henry is a perfect balance.
These are cracking me up because some of them sound just like spam comments I’ve gotten on my blog. Oh, and yay on Henry for a name… very nice!
Maybe comment-spam IS generated by babies via Siri?