Monthly Archives: November 2012

Tiny Man Clothes

For some weirdo reason all my friends who have kids have had girls. All of ‘em. Except, like, three. Out of all the kids there are like three boys. Some bizarre statistics up in here. Anyway, the Adult Beginner has … Continue reading

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The best defense is a good offense I guess

So, Adult Beginner gets spammy promo emails pretty often, If you have a blog too you know the type, They’re all like, “Hi! I am Totally Not a robot! Your readers will be interested in my content! Please promote my … Continue reading

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Insert cowbell joke here

Oh man, Gentle Reader, I have been out of it! And not just because of the new-baby-no-sleep thing- The Adult Beginner can totes handle that (Ha! Hear that? That’s my daytime bravado talking) I had a fever, complete with chills … Continue reading

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The sweetest gift

So, back when I was a teenager, and my brother was a teenager, we went to this candy store and got, like, this massive bag of jellybeans, of all flavors, which we chose very particularly, for our Cool Aunt. Because … Continue reading

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