Psychological Profiling at the library

Seriously, all I have ever checked out from the library is ballet books and baby books.
Wonder if the CIA keeps track of that stuff.
You watch, one of these days I’ll check out a book about the Black Dahlia and BAM! They’ll be like, “She’s ready. Bring her in.” and I’ll get stuffed into an unmarked van and taken off for Top Secret Spy Training.
I actually really do like reading about the Black Dahlia. But figured maybe better give it a rest while I’m growing a person.
Anyway, yeah, I know the Baby Whisperer and the Pampered Pregnancy books look totally cheesy but whatev’s, Imma read them alls.
And I’ve finally given in to the Massiveness of Apollo’s Angels and decided to divide and conquer. I’ll be reading the chapter on Great Britain and then that mug goes right back to the library.
Ok also: Dewey Decimal System, WTF?!
Dance books are located right after books about the circus?
Pregnancy books are on the shelf right below women’s health, that makes sense, but then infant care is in a whole ‘nother place, right after cookbooks, and books about raising children come directly after the True Crime section.
Whah?

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