No really, they got like this on their own

Posted on January 31, 2012 by

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Silly sneakers. You can’t do fifth. You are not ballet shoes.

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Had my first ballet class Ever at the advanced age of thirty-two. Yikes.
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3 Responses to No really, they got like this on their own

  1. The Arts Antenna says:
    February 1, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Instructions:

    Step 1: Glue sneakers to board
    Step 2: Insert foot in sneaker and tie laces tight
    Step 3: Have strong friend help you insert other foot in other sneaker and tie laces tight
    Step 4: Remain still for approximately one hour (try to relax)
    Step 5: Repeat daily for six weeks to achieve your perfect fifth!

    (results may vary, always consult a qualified medical practitioner before undertaking this or any other fitness regime, if you experience prolonged giddiness or jelly legs stop program immediately, during trials some dancers lost the ability to stand in parallel altogether, designed to be used in conjunction with proper ballet class and other less ridiculous stretching methods)
    :)

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  2. bri says:
    February 6, 2012 at 6:26 am

    That is the problem with shoes – they have minds of their own

    Reply

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