Smirnoff explains FaceTime

So, we’re at the barre, and lé Assistant goes and shuts the door because there’s this lady out in the lobby who is having The Loudest conversation on her cell phone.
Lé assistant is like, (closes door) “Did any of you miss any of that?”
And Smirnoff starts going off about how people are always yelling into their cell phones, and why must they do that and he always tells them they should get AT&T if their connection is so bad they have to yell,
And we’re all like, “*snort* yeah, about that…”
And then he’s like,
“Did you know? There is a kind of phone now, you don’t hold it at your ear, you hold it down here, in the palm of your hand?! And you yell at your hand! And the people you call, they can see your face! And recoil in horror at the sight of your face! Yelling at them on the phone!”

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