Had a look at the search engine terms people used today to find my blog.
Saw this one:
is ballet just high class porn
Laughed for about twenty minutes.
Then thought, “Well, Friend, only one way to find out- buy a ticket to the ballet and see for yourself!”
Okay, so where’s the t-shirt for this? I mean, they make Porn Star t-shirts, right? How about “High Class Porn Star” t-shirts. Get on that, will ya?
Yes!
I’m seeing something with, like, a high, ruffly collar…
I’ve enjoyed your blog. And this post is …special.
Special? Why?
Wait- is it special because that was you? Are you the one who googled that search engine term?!?!
If so Awesome!!! And cheers for making my day!