Monthly Archives: September 2010

Further evidence that I have done did lost my mind

Posted on September 28, 2010 by

Check out this crazy ass leotard I just made.

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Dude, can’t I just wear my own belt?

Posted on September 22, 2010 by

Two dudes I overheard in a campus bookstore: “Hey Bro, did you get all that stuff we’re supposed to get for ballet class yet?” “Yeah. Except the belt. Can’t I just wear my own belt? I don’t get it, those … Continue reading →

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Those fifteen little words you never want to hear

Posted on September 22, 2010 by

Ok. So there we are, doing the center work part of class. There’s a pause between exercises, and Smirnoff uses this moment to look over at me and say, “Do you know why your pirouettes are not working?” I say … Continue reading →

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Left or Right Side take your pick, but girl you got to make it quick

Posted on September 18, 2010 by

You know how most adults can’t tell their left from their right? Like, in the car people say, “Turn this way!” and point instead of saying turn left? And everybody says “your other left” all the time. And it’s just … Continue reading →

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Legwarmers confuse me

Posted on September 10, 2010 by

I mean, are you guys chilly? ‘Cause, it’s like, ninety degrees outside. I’m just saying.

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Monk v. Ballerina

Posted on September 9, 2010 by
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Sashay, chainés-nés

Posted on September 9, 2010 by

Chainés look so easy! Like, you just hold your legs straight like a pair of chopsticks and turn turn turn. Why are they so impossible?!?!?!!! Gah!!!!!!

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Sometimes you eat the barre and sometimes, well, he eats you.

Posted on September 8, 2010 by

Can’t decide if this is the worst place to work at the barre, or the best. The barre is cracked underneath all that gummy duct-tape (you can see how it doesn’t line up with the next barre), so the barre … Continue reading →

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